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Dad jokes should always be kid-friendly

Last time I told one, three little goats laughed so hard they fell off a bridge

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1. I think the worst character in the Harry Potter movie was Nearly-Headless Nick.

He was just poorly executed

2. I accidentally broke my girlfriends glasses during sex

She never saw me cumming

3. I once talked to a rock.

It didn't say anything back, but y'know.

4. What do you call an entire civilization under the influence of weed?

High society.

5. 100% of your ass...

Is a hole.

6. Yo mama so dumb, when she praises the Lord, she shouts, ‘Hell yeah! Booyah!’

7. What's the loudest American state?

Illinoise.

8. The Italian Space Agency is preparing to launch two satellites.

They're named ITSA-1 and ITSA-2.

9. Why does the Little Mermaid prefer to hang the alphabet vertically and not horizontally on her wall?

Because she likes most of the letters to be “Under the C.”

10. What's a frogs favorite sandwich?

Peanut bugger and jelly.

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